Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Murphy's Criminal Friendly Neighborhood Tips...


*brrrring.... brrrring*

Hey, brain donor, it's the clue phone! It's for you!

1. Home invasion (in Texas) is a risky 'business'.

2. I don't really understand those that abandon their vehicles in an attempt to out-run the cops... in their squad vehicles... all with radios, and granted I've never been in a running away situation so mebbe I'm not the best to offer advice here, but a friggin' golf cart is probably not gonna be much better of a choice.

3. Kinda hard to cry 'Poor me!' when you have a stolen car in your garage...

Kudos to the boys in blue for commandeering their own cart to give chase. I'd love to see that tape!


Bob G. said...

Now THAT's entertainment...!

(they never did say if perp-1 was trying to steal the car back from perp-2 - sounds like something that would go down in MY neighborhood)

As to running away, I know OUR armed forces never do that...
We might have a general that suggests a "strategic advance to the REAR", but we never run away!

Carry On.


Old NFO said...

LOL- Thanks I needed a laugh today!

Fire Fox said...

You just can't make this stuff up! Passed it around the water cooler here... thanks!