Thursday, April 10, 2008

Murphy Was A... Lion?

Dad used to send me a bunch of emails, interesting clips, funny jokes, and updates on family news. I was going through my old emails the other day and saw a few that made me chuckle.


I wish I had saved more of them.


He sent me an email with the following pics sometime after I came home from Iraq and we had a conversation about Marines that I knew before getting married and while married (and for some, after marriage). Doesn't necessarily apply to me (riiiight), but it's funny as hell.



Men

Before marriage...
Look at him. Virile. Powerful. King of the Jungle.




During marriage...
"Yes, Dear. No, Dear. I'm sorry, Muffin."



After marriage.
Ouch.

7 comments:

Old NFO said...

Been there, done that ONCE; never again... I'll just find some woman I hate and GIVE her the damn house... :-)

Snigglefrits said...

Oooh...NFO- Pick me, pick me. :-P

Nevermind- I don't want to have to move again.

And Murphy, you don't seem all that abused to me, you Cootie.

kvegas911 said...

You made me giggle.

Sabra said...

I am so working on making my soon-to-be-ex into that last one.

Snigglefrits said...

When you get through with whatever tools were needed Sabra, may I rent them from you? ;-)

Lonestar Gal said...

Hysterical!

Murphy said...

I just think it's kind of cool that the lion gets to keep his coat-afterwards.

Har!