To the lady who pulled onto the highway from the shoulder with a whole two blinks of the turn signal... might want to check to see if there doesn't happen to be oh, i dunno, ANY TRAFFIC FROM BEHIND!!! I understand, the phone call must've been really important. I can't really pretend to be all that angry, because I did get to see Mom make the 'You're #1, buddy!' sign. Haven't seen that one in awhile...
I no longer seem to have the butt-skills necessary to drive for extended periods of time. Pffft, I needed a marker to re-draw my crack, it seemed...
Seeing new folks recently married into a rather large family is always interesting. They're walking around with a thousand yard stare on their face, and no one's told 'em that quite a few folks haven't even showed up yet! I got a kick out of introducing myself several times, with multiple names, and different family tree references, just for kicks.
I spent an unusually large amount of time this reunion trying to figure out which new kids belonged to which cousin or aunts/uncles. Good times.
That chick who speaks to me from the GPS can get kinda annoying, especially when she decides that I've made a wrong turn. I just want my tacos, lady, cut me some friggin' slack!
Day-dreaming about going back to work to unwind from the vacation is a cruel, sick, and twisted joke.
I no longer seem to have the butt-skills necessary to drive for extended periods of time. Pffft, I needed a marker to re-draw my crack, it seemed...
Seeing new folks recently married into a rather large family is always interesting. They're walking around with a thousand yard stare on their face, and no one's told 'em that quite a few folks haven't even showed up yet! I got a kick out of introducing myself several times, with multiple names, and different family tree references, just for kicks.
I spent an unusually large amount of time this reunion trying to figure out which new kids belonged to which cousin or aunts/uncles. Good times.
That chick who speaks to me from the GPS can get kinda annoying, especially when she decides that I've made a wrong turn. I just want my tacos, lady, cut me some friggin' slack!
Day-dreaming about going back to work to unwind from the vacation is a cruel, sick, and twisted joke.
7 comments:
Woohoo! You survived...
Ain't they fun? Vacations are more work than they are worth sometimes.
Welcome back, Murph, and good to see you again.
Bob Perrow
LOL- Welcome back to the grind! NOW you can rest...
Welcome back and hope you had a great time. Vacations are exhausting!
Yay! Return of the Murphy person. Renewed and improved!
Welcome back Murph, hope you had a good time.
First, welcome back and so glad you had so much fun and stayed safe!
Second...do you mean to say that you have survived a vacation AND a family reunion? WOW! Marines truly are incredible beings.
P.S. Glad you discovered how much fun it is to try and confuse the newbies to a large family. HeHeHeh
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