Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Current Events

Question:


If I get a t-shirt with 'Don't taze me, bro!' on it, will I have better luck than the phrase originator?

7 comments:

DoesNotMatter said...

With your luck you going get hit on by dyslexic gays and nothing else...

Still, would probably make a funny story so go for it

Murphy said...

*lisp* You so silly!

*lisp off* I probably shouldn't tempt the gods...

William the Coroner said...

Hell, I'd taze you just on general principles.

But I've been told it doesn't work on Jarheads.

Mr. Police Man said...

Come to california. We have cameras on our Tasers!

Murphy said...

William: I'd probably taze me too. It doesn't work on us 'cause we're so badass, the cops area all afraid to-

Mr. Police Man: ...hey there! Uh, disregard my last to William.

That would be an awesome thing to see in the court. To read a report how the individual claimed they were merely on the way to the orphanage/donate a lung/whatever, and then view a tape of the ass they were making of themselves well, THAT would be priceless.

Mr. Police Man said...

It is. What I forgot to mention is that the video has audio too.

GeorgeH said...

My true love carries a Taser, she lives in Kalifornia.

She is going to send the shirts to associates as a final warning.