Question:
If I get a t-shirt with 'Don't taze me, bro!' on it, will I have better luck than the phrase originator?
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7 comments:
With your luck you going get hit on by dyslexic gays and nothing else...
Still, would probably make a funny story so go for it
*lisp* You so silly!
*lisp off* I probably shouldn't tempt the gods...
Hell, I'd taze you just on general principles.
But I've been told it doesn't work on Jarheads.
Come to california. We have cameras on our Tasers!
William: I'd probably taze me too. It doesn't work on us 'cause we're so badass, the cops area all afraid to-
Mr. Police Man: ...hey there! Uh, disregard my last to William.
That would be an awesome thing to see in the court. To read a report how the individual claimed they were merely on the way to the orphanage/donate a lung/whatever, and then view a tape of the ass they were making of themselves well, THAT would be priceless.
It is. What I forgot to mention is that the video has audio too.
My true love carries a Taser, she lives in Kalifornia.
She is going to send the shirts to associates as a final warning.
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