Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Hammer's Jackpot Meme

From, amazingly enough, Hammer.

You just won the mega powerball jackpot to the tune of 150 million dollars (after taxes).

1. What would be the very first thing you would do?

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."

2. Where would you chose to live?

Maybe the beach.

3. What kind of house would you live in?

The kind that fits lots and lots of man-toys.

4. What kind of car would you buy?

Yes.

5. Where would you vacation?

Everywhere, every day.

6. Would you have anything on your body fixed?

If it ain't broke...

7. What kind of hobbies would you engage in?

See #1.

8. What charities would you donate to?

Probably ones dealing with breast cancer and Toys for Tots.

9. Would you give money to your relatives?

Depends. How good of a job in the yard did they do?

10. Would you run away from your current life?

Heck no, I'd pay others to run away for me.

11. Would you continue to work?

BWAHAHAHahaahaha!!!!

12. Would the money change you in any way?

Nope, absolutely not.

9 comments:

Hammer said...

Hahaha! Best one I've read so far.

The Office space quote plus "I'd pay others to run away for me" were classic.

Mikael said...

1)
Order the most outrageous custom laptop I could.

2)
Uh live? Hotels.

3)
See above.

4)
None.

5)
Pretty much anywhere I please, probably starting with japan.

6)
Minor cosmetic dentistry.

7)
Too many to list.

8)
Ones dealing with saving kids in poor countries, such as most of africa. Mixing in with hobbies, I'd start an agency bent on liberating kids sold to brothels, for example in Kambodia where I hear it's common.

9)
Mom would get some to fix her economy.

10)
... only if you call living out your dreams running away. I'd still be as geeky as ever, just more well traveled and oversexed.

11)
You're kidding, right.

12)
Only in experience.

Bobby G. said...

Wow...$150 MIL?
I could do a lot with THAT kind of scratch...
First off, I'd buy up ALL the rentals and other problem houses (about 90%) within a 5 block radius, and RAZE them (I like a nice wide field of fire).

Then, after turning it into a city park, I'd move the hell away, laughing as loudly as I could as I drive to my *new* home in the mountains in PA.
...A nice circular house with PLENTY of space around it (for a shooting range).

Next, give money to orphans coming to the states (the LEGAL ones) to let them know they're not forgotten, help the vets (naturally) by getting them some wheels to get them to the hospitals to let THEM know they're NOT forgotten either, and pay off every damn bill!
THEN, I'd get my ass into my new recliner, look out the window at the peace and quiet, and have me a nice Guinness (or two)!

And then comes the 2nd day....lol!

The money wouldn't change me, just my surroundings...a LOT.

;)

B.G.

Snigglefrits said...

Hope you don't mind Murph- I shamelessly stole this one from you. A friend wants to know if you're taking applications for #1...

John G said...

Hahaha @ no.1 - so weird, I watched that two nights ago...

Been a reader of your blog for ages, funny as hell!

chris in se tx said...

Murphy,
I could not have said it better myself... I especially like your response to "would you keep your job"!

chris in se tx said...

Oh, I forgot. I would DEFINITELY not pay my bills. If anyone wanted my cars or house, they can fight it out with the bank, otherwise, I could care less.

Murphy said...

Glad y'all liked it, it was a pretty good meme, Hammer.

Snigs - HAHAhahaha..... hmmm...

The Jarheaf said...

Murphy chicks dig guys with money so #1 shouldn't be a problem