Friday, August 15, 2008

Don't Mess With Texas

So the other day I switched the channel from the Olympics to cruise through the news channels.

Hmm, a high speed chase down the way, a bit...

Watching the chase, I got real, real nervous. What the Youtube videos don't show is this turd blazing through red lights, busy intersections, store parking lots, the wrong way down busy streets, and whatnot. There was a moment in the chase where I seriously thought he was going to mow down a cop trying to employ his spikes on the truck's tires. Felt like it was this close ][.

Thankfully, from what I could tell, there was no injury to innocent persons, or law enforcement on this one.

There might have been a smaaall dent on that one cruiser, though. Small price to pay, if you ask me.




For all that this turd was doing while running the cops, I have no problem with watching him perform a triple flip with a full twist offa the nose of that cruiser. Turd didn't stick the landing, but you better believe the cops did.

Does it make me that much of an asshole if I chortle whenever I see the turd's shoe go flying off into the distance ('Weeeeeeee')?

Heh.

9 comments:

Sevesteen said...

Ideally, running from the cops should be naturally painful. I don't advocate the cops make it more painful, but I also don't think they should spend much effort in making it less.

Brandon said...

The flyin' shoe made me laugh, too.

Snigglefrits said...

Hehehehe. I'm laughing with you Murphy.

Telebush said...

The officer did not strike the suspect with his patrol car... he simply tripped the suspect with his bumper!

Jarhead said...

Nothing beats a good cop chase.

Hammer said...

Is it just me? I think putting so many lives in danger automatically warrants a severe beatdown followed by the electric bullwhip.

Sabra said...

That's brilliant and hilarious.

And no, hammer, it's not just you. I think police beatdowns should be sanctioned in certain circumstances.

DW said...

A word to the wise don't run in front of speeding police cars on grass, nothing good will happen. I do think they should wiggle those bones, just to be sure they are really broken.

Jeff said...

+1 on the beatings. The boys in blue and brown (not the UPS guys) have to work off some of that steam ya know.