Thursday, July 5, 2007

Pop Quiz

Your position is surrounded.

You are vastly outnumbered.

Situation is FUBAR.

What do you do?

  1. Concede.
  2. Attack.
  3. Decide to take up cross-dressing and go for a stroll. ('Cause martyrdom for you isn't part of the plans.)

Extra credit:
1. Describe the look on the female search member's face when she realized that the searchee had a 'suspicious package'.

CNN story on Cleric Maulana Abdul Aziz


Ambulance Driver said...

"Dude looks like a laaday..."

Hey you know, sometimes a Mullah just wants to feel pretty! Don't judge him.

Just shoot him.

Murphy said...

Yeah, guess you could say that he really got caught with his pants down on that one.