Early one evening, sitting at home navel gazing, when-
*briing...briing...*
Aha! Somebody loves me!
ME: [muy suave] 'Lo?
Kinda Hot, Definitely a Little Bit Freaky, and Currently Available Girl (KHDLBFCAG): Hey! You're home! Listen, *giggle* I was having a little get-together tonight, and um...
This was where I started to have delusions of grandeur. I knew that this meant that my days of hopelessly making an ass of myself in new and creative ways were OVER! Heck, they're calling me up now, baby....
KHDLBFCAG: ... knew you were a bartender, so I was wondering if you knew how to make a White Russian?
ME: Da, of course... [starting my saunter...] What you're gonna need is vodka, Kahlua, & cream... [wandering by the mirror, looking at that handsome devil, ... and me!] Of course you have all the ice, glasses, and whatnot, right?
KHDLBFCAG: Yup! Great, got it! Thanks, bye sweetie!
*click*
...
.....
?!?
Crap.
*briing...briing...*
Aha! Somebody loves me!
ME: [muy suave] 'Lo?
Kinda Hot, Definitely a Little Bit Freaky, and Currently Available Girl (KHDLBFCAG): Hey! You're home! Listen, *giggle* I was having a little get-together tonight, and um...
This was where I started to have delusions of grandeur. I knew that this meant that my days of hopelessly making an ass of myself in new and creative ways were OVER! Heck, they're calling me up now, baby....
KHDLBFCAG: ... knew you were a bartender, so I was wondering if you knew how to make a White Russian?
ME: Da, of course... [starting my saunter...] What you're gonna need is vodka, Kahlua, & cream... [wandering by the mirror, looking at that handsome devil, ... and me!] Of course you have all the ice, glasses, and whatnot, right?
KHDLBFCAG: Yup! Great, got it! Thanks, bye sweetie!
*click*
...
.....
?!?
Crap.
2 comments:
Awww, poor Murphy. Rest assured, you're always invited to my parties. If I ever had any that is. :D
Har, thanks!
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