Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Powndouchery

One of the greatest gifts the Corps has given me is the ability to determine the potential FAIL of others rather than learning by my own failage. Granted, this is a rather easy example, doesn't take much to figure out which way this one is going to go, but it did make me chuckle.
Helpful suggestions for teh internets:
  1. Get off of 'em every once in a while.
  2. Don't piss n' moan about the Significant Other...
  3. ... especially if she works 50 hours a week, takes a full load of classes, and is your baby momma.
  4. If you do decide to piss n' moan about the SO, understand that it might come back to bite you in the ass.
  5. Leaving your account logged in is an open invite to getting bit in the aforementioned ass, you ass.
  6. Learn to quit while your not too far behind.

Sure there are more suggestions, but I've not finished reading the over 100 pages of peanut gallery color commentary.

LULZ

ETA: read Page 1 for the the set up, then Page 2 for her response. After that, it appears to all be icing on the cake, especially when the douchnozzle keeps responding...

13 comments:

Bob G. said...

Sarge:
NOW I know where that page from my playbook went...LOL.
(sounds JUST like me).

Well done.
Carry on!

Snigglefrits said...

That is too damned funny. :D :D

Sabra said...

Allow me to add:

* Don't have a baby with someone who just works three days a week as a bouncer 'cause he doesn't have "his citizenship".

*Don't get involved even superficially with a guy who can't spell two properly. (My bad, I actually found this one out the hard way.)

Old NFO said...

Sooo... um... stoopid... Agree with Sabra too!

The Old Man said...

Dear God, it seems like the nuts get number every damnable day... Good on Rache, sorting out an unemployed non-citizen seemed fairly easy once she had her eyes opened by his slackness. We need more gals and guys like that, because unlike Lou Grant, I don't hate "spunk" - it's an American trait!

The Old Man said...

Just noticed - I read 3 outta the 4 commenters' blogs. Now I'll have to go to "The PA-IN Erudition" and hit 'em all...

WV - "nomisses"

Just John said...

What a total douchebag this guy is. Holy crap. Could he broadcast his douchebaggery any more clearly? Oh, wait, his babymamawhatevertfyoucallher already did! EPIC WIN!

Fire Fox said...

This is so sad it's funnY!

Sakith K said...

"If you do decide to piss n' moan about the SO, understand that it might come back to bite you in the ass."

lol! :)

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gream said...

That is too damned funny. :D :D

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