tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post2916751155587616759..comments2023-12-21T00:49:25.516-06:00Comments on Murphy was a Grunt: Musical InsubordinationMurphyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473980410347329436noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-21914354816738883292007-10-26T22:21:00.000-05:002007-10-26T22:21:00.000-05:00I just about laughed 'til I puked at AAAAAAAAAAve ...I just about laughed 'til I puked at AAAAAAAAAAve maREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaa...<BR/><BR/>:D<BR/><BR/>Completely awesome.perlhaqrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920117742664645165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-39881364913677042602007-08-30T20:17:00.000-05:002007-08-30T20:17:00.000-05:00Hey Murph,You are good to go. Drop me a line at th...Hey Murph,<BR/>You are good to go. Drop me a line at thesandgram@yahoo.com <BR/>talk to you soon.<BR/>S/F<BR/>TacoTaco Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13702737837137799179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-92183982100738523002007-08-28T10:03:00.000-05:002007-08-28T10:03:00.000-05:00In ROTC, I learned a cleaned up version of a jodie...In ROTC, I learned a cleaned up version of a jodie that <I>nearly</I> got me in trouble with those that knew the original lyrics. If I ever got called out for it, I'd innocently say, What, how do you think they're supposed to go?<BR/><BR/>For example:<BR/><BR/><I><BR/>Lulu had two boyfriends,<BR/>And both were very rich!<BR/>One was a son of a doctor,<BR/>The other was a son of a... lawyer!<BR/><BR/>Lulu and boyfriend Buddy:<BR/>A picnic on the grass!<BR/>Lulu got a piece of cake<BR/>Buddy got a piece of... pie!</I><BR/><BR/>The heavy pause at the end of each lyric is what broke people's bearing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-9267170512401681402007-08-28T09:09:00.000-05:002007-08-28T09:09:00.000-05:00I about bust a gut laughing.I think we had someone...I about bust a gut laughing.<BR/><BR/>I think we had someone just as colorful in my platoon back in the days.Spook, RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11085577662135429417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-62491290473049255212007-08-28T07:50:00.000-05:002007-08-28T07:50:00.000-05:00I just couldn't figure out a way to work Bocelli's...I just couldn't figure out a way to work Bocelli's Tremo E T'Amo into cadence. <BR/><BR/>'Oops I did it again' is actually a secondary motto of my Marine Corps career (first one is, of course, 'oh shit!). But I don't do the Catholic school girl mini skirt. That would be more of a thing for the Navy boys.<BR/><BR/>It is a general rule of recruits that you never want your DIs to catch you. At anything. Ever.Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09473980410347329436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-57873705010430015192007-08-28T04:06:00.000-05:002007-08-28T04:06:00.000-05:00That ranks right up there with singing the Marine ...That ranks right up there with singing the Marine Hymn to the tune of "Gilligan's Island". (BTW, you never, <B>ever</B> want your DIs to catch you singing it that way...)Cybrluditehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02222195374935367060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-86426636546396802202007-08-27T17:06:00.000-05:002007-08-27T17:06:00.000-05:00Hilarious stuff! My sides hurt. Thanks!Hilarious stuff! My sides hurt. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-44587271592252098562007-08-27T10:30:00.000-05:002007-08-27T10:30:00.000-05:00But... but... you can't get much more serious than...But... but... you can't <I>get</I> much more serious than <I>Ave Maria</I>!Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-63471558142230287472007-08-27T06:00:00.000-05:002007-08-27T06:00:00.000-05:00You can always keep the Britney Spears catalog in ...You can always keep the Britney Spears catalog in reserve to whip out at choice moments, too. Great story.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-10424283251326784942007-08-27T00:55:00.000-05:002007-08-27T00:55:00.000-05:00Sheesh, we got away with rougher stuff in high sch...Sheesh, we got away with rougher stuff in high school JROTC. (I remember something about KY Jelly...)<BR/><BR/>And if Ave Maria is good, then Gloria in Excelsis Deo is great.Sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13746486966764162127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-91963443928238740382007-08-26T22:33:00.000-05:002007-08-26T22:33:00.000-05:00Being Catholic and a former ANG member, I'm drying...Being Catholic and a former ANG member, I'm drying my eyes with an extra-large towel at this point.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-8887265712696837542007-08-26T20:24:00.000-05:002007-08-26T20:24:00.000-05:00BWAHAHAHAHAHA!Oh, to have been there...(I'm an ope...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>Oh, to have been there...<BR/><BR/>(I'm an opera nerd. Totally would have pissed myself if I'd heard that.)Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01119645829480810524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-74434140481128228622007-08-26T19:26:00.000-05:002007-08-26T19:26:00.000-05:00I have a cadence tape somewhere, reading this made...I have a cadence tape somewhere, reading this made me want to dig it out and improvise next time I go run.<BR/><BR/>The Ave Maria had to have been priceless. :)Epijunkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11095408875283368443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-68985368672683946602007-08-26T18:27:00.000-05:002007-08-26T18:27:00.000-05:00This post made my day. Thanks, M.This post made my day. Thanks, M.The Captainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08207696836700118672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-71729907561843409942007-08-26T17:59:00.000-05:002007-08-26T17:59:00.000-05:00For the sadistic PT instructors out there... "Tiny...For the sadistic PT instructors out there... <BR/><BR/>"Tiny bubbles<BR/>in your puke<BR/>makes me happy<BR/>when you juke..."AnarchAngelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06447178964096399015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-82012272650726722922007-08-26T16:46:00.000-05:002007-08-26T16:46:00.000-05:00Great! Kinda reminded me of the 'work song' scene...Great! Kinda reminded me of the 'work song' scene in Blazing Saddles...<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPcLPzItOQsRevMedichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06442475561088937326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-14132191888514575292007-08-26T16:26:00.000-05:002007-08-26T16:26:00.000-05:00dayummmmmm! :)...found you through AD.dayummmmmm! :)<BR/><BR/>...found you through AD.Jeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099808690177823190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-25106986520982257532007-08-26T16:17:00.000-05:002007-08-26T16:17:00.000-05:00Excellent!In bootcamp we did something, not a cade...Excellent!<BR/><BR/>In bootcamp we did something, not a cadence, but the Platoon Leader would call out "To the Groucho....March!" where we all bent at the waste and waggled an invisible cigar, all the while maintaining perfect in-step marching.<BR/><BR/>Don't know if we originated it, but I do know it wasn't well thought of and usually did it to amuse ourselves or a passing company without a Company Commander present.Dan O.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17861748308004322104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-88646981364923854902007-08-26T16:15:00.000-05:002007-08-26T16:15:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Dan O.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17861748308004322104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-33671349700468386712007-08-26T15:03:00.000-05:002007-08-26T15:03:00.000-05:00I am in compete agreement with Speakertweaker...th...I am in compete agreement with Speakertweaker...the Ave Maria was a super idea!<BR/><BR/>The full hymn would have made a great cadence, by the way.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, as always.<BR/><BR/>Veitas et Fidelis SemperAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228565287781450038.post-56117263005333076732007-08-26T13:02:00.000-05:002007-08-26T13:02:00.000-05:00Dude's about an uncultured sumbitch, ain't he...Th...Dude's about an uncultured sumbitch, ain't he...<BR/><BR/>The Ave Maria. That made me laugh loudly enough to pull The Little Girl away from Dora the Explorer.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>tweakerSpeakerTweakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13520767686388236987noreply@blogger.com